Humanity, I love you

Humanity, I love you,
Because you invent things like blu-ray
and nix the old
V
H
S
players that we loved.

Humanity, I love you,
Because the huge
T
V
at courtney's sister's house
is awesome

Humanity, I love you,
Because the big
T
V
wont play my
V
H
S
anywhere in the house.

Humanity, I love you
Because it cost me
$
1
3
freaking
dollars
to rent
7
freaking
movies.

What the hell?

Humanity,
I
Hate
You

Thanks, e.e. cummings, you're amazing. Read the real poem here.
The Mary-Kate and Ashley Marathon will have to wait until tomorrow,
because at my house,
we have no fancy blu-ray players.
So THERE!